are bhaa_ii mere ba.ndhu mere bhaa_ii mere aanaa
ye lalluu kyaa kahataa hai hamako bataanaa
##yoodling##

jahaa.N tak bhii merii najar jaa rahii hai
ye ginatii me.n kaahe khataa khaa rahii hai
ye unniis mujhe le ke Duubegaa bhayyaa
aur ikkiis mujhe kaahe ta.Dapaa rahii hai

are biich kii miNDii kidhar ga_ii
idhar ga_ii yaa udhar ga_ii
kis khaDDe me.n utar ga_ii
jaane bhii do jidhar ga_ii

( na unniis se kam ho na ikkiis se zaadaa
diwaano.n kaa naa jaane kyaa hai iraadaa
zaraa baat khul ke to samajhaa do bhaa_ii
mai.n huu.N bholaa-bhaalaa mai.n huu.N siidhaa-saadaa ) -2
na unniis se kam ho na ikkiis se zaadaa
diwaano.n kaa naa jaane kyaa hai iraadaa

zaraa Thaharanaa bhaa_ii saahab
##female voice##: ##what? nonsense##
are re re re
aap to hai.n bhaa_ii saaheb
kaa kare.n ham bahut konfyuuz huu.N

zaraa rukiye mem saahab
##male voice##: ##you shut up.##
maaf karanaa
aap to hai.n bhaa_ii saaheb
kaa kare.n ham bahut konfyuuz huu.N

( ye kaisaa gajab hai jagat kaa achambhaa
jise kiil samajho nikalataa hai khambhaa ) -2
ye la.Dakii ne la.Dake kii paka.Dii kalaa_ii
yaa la.Dake ne la.Dakii paTaa_ii hai bhaa_ii
ko_ii to bataaye ye nar hai yaa maadaa -2

mai.n huu.N bholaa-bhaalaa mai.n huu.N siidhaa-saadaa
na unniis se kam ho na ikkiis se zaadaa
diwaano.n kaa naa jaane kyaa hai iraadaa
zaraa baat khul ke to samajhaa do bhaa_ii
mai.n huu.N bholaa-bhaalaa mai.n huu.N siidhaa-saadaa
na unniis se kam ho na ikkiis se zaadaa
diwaano.n kaa naa jaane kyaa hai iraadaa

##female humming##

unniis aur ikkiis
yaane nau me.n sikkaa
waah ustaad kyaa ##number## bataayaa
abhii lagaa ke aayaa

aa haa
gaate to achchhaa ho guru
par is ##line## me.n kabase ho shuruu

( abhii is jagah pahalii hii baar aaye
ba.Dii minnato.n se gaye hai.n bulaaye ) -2
ye ginatii ke chakkar me.n jabase pa.De hai.n
jahaa.N se chale the wahii.n pe kha.De hai.n
akal kaa nikalane lagaa hai buraadaa -2

mai.n huu.N bholaa-bhaalaa mai.n huu.N siidhaa-saadaa
na unniis se kam ho na ikkiis se zaadaa
diwaano.n kaa naa jaane kyaa hai iraadaa
zaraa baat khul ke to samajhaa do bhaa_ii
mai.n huu.N bholaa-bhaalaa mai.n huu.N siidhaa-saadaa
na unniis se kam ho na ikkiis se zaadaa
diwaano.n kaa naa jaane kyaa hai iraadaa

are biich kii miNDii kidhar ga_ii
idhar ga_ii yaa udhar ga_ii
kis khaDDe me.n utar ga_ii
jaane bhii do jidhar ga_ii